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#LIMERICK THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET SERIES#
Our newest additions to this challenge is a series of six that were written the summer of 2016 as a prequel to the series by Thomas Severo of Westford, MA. This series of 7 by Mary Kennedy of NY, NYĪnd before long she saw the man was a cad Where he still held the cash as an asset, Box 626, Nantucket, MA 02554, or email your limerick. Limericks should have five lines that follow the rhythm in the examples below.) Send the limericks to us at P.O. Because of reader demands, we again issue the challenge our readers to write their own ”chapters.“ (Only rhymes in the form of limericks will be accepted. The New York Exchange went one step further with the third rhyme, and the Pawtucket Times took over from there.Ībout thirty years ago, Yesterday’s Island began to encourage readers to continue the saga. It all began when the Princeton Tiger revived the then well-known limerick printed first below and the Chicago Tribune answered with the second limerick. Gene Weingarten's e-mail address is with him online Tuesdays at noon at series of limericks first appeared in a Jedition of a Nantucket newspaper. "Because it'll make four minutes seem like forever." "Please read to me from your Harlequin romance novel." "Are you gonna eat those peanuts?" (Kathy Westfield, Los Angeles) All our engines have failed, and we will crash in approximately four minutes." A male passenger turns to the beautiful stranger beside him and says, "Would you grant a man his dying wish?" "Of course," she answers breathlessly. Lee)Ī pilot announces over the intercom: "I'm afraid I have bad news. "If one chick can take out their whole offensive line, their season's in the Dumpster." (Robert G. Hilton," he asks, "what do you have to say for yourself?" She replies, When they all arrive at the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter sternly surveys the group. Paris Hilton and the entire offensive line of the Denver Broncos are killed in a freak waterbed accident. You'll need the potassium." (Leland Klassen) "Because you love her soul, you will think her beautiful, regardless." "In that case, you might find this more a-peeling." (Adam Christing)
I don't mean to sound shallow, but tonight is my wedding night, and what if I am terribly disappointed?" The rabbi smiles, hands the guy a banana and says, But I've never seen her without her chador. Through her veil I can see that Fatima has a lovely face. The guy goes to his rabbi and says: "I have a problem. (Jan McInnis)Ī Jewish guy and an Iranian Muslim woman fall in love and decide to marry. With a couple of winches and some cranes, we might be able to lift the Titanic. One sank to deep levels and brought down hundreds of lives. The Titanic could only hold about 105 buffet items. What is the difference between the Titanic and Monica Lewinsky?
Would you like to buy a pair of shoes together?" (Leland Klassen, Vancouver) "Well, as you can see, I have two left feet. "I couldn't help but notice," he says, "that you have two right feet." He's a little embarrassed, but he just has to say something. So this fella is standing in a men's room, doing what men do when standing in men's rooms, when he notices something completely astonishing about the guy next to him. The man says, "This may be the worst bowling team I've ever played on! But at least I can dry my hands on the sheep." (Adam Christing, La Mirada, Calif.) He walks into a room, and inside are a brunette, a redhead, a blonde and a sheep. I would write the setups to jokes, and they'd try to complete them, squeaky clean.Ī customer goes into a certain kind of establishment catering to men. So, aware that is hungry for publicity, I challenged some of its best standup comics to a fight. To me, humor requires edge, and raunchiness in the service of edge is no crime. These people perform at corporate events, guaranteeing inoffensive material under the slogan "It Doesn't Have to Be Filthy to Be Funny." Good money is being made by unsmutty comics like those represented by. Have you heard the one about the new trend in standup comedy? Cleanliness.
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